Everyone thinks being a rebellious nurse in a pandemic is cool, but I certainly don’t If mixing up my Vs and Bs makes me sound like a Russian revolutionary, then soviet, but I refuse to toe the line when it comes to authority. If you can’t throw the rulebook out of the window in the … Continue reading A Rebel Without a Gauze
Author: Lee Azevado
Satirist, content writer, psych nurse.
Us Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum!
Who put this maniac in charge? Due to circumstances beyond my control, I now find myself as the manager of an acute psychiatric admissions ward. I fucking hate management, I don’t do rules and we’re in the midst of a global pandemic! What could possibly go wrong? Let’s not forget folks, pandemic or not, people … Continue reading Us Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum!
I’ve Gone Viral, but Not the Way I’d Always Hoped
This COVID-19 makes me sick I don’t think the reason I’ve come down with symptoms indicative of COVID-19 is that I’m a frontline nurse in the British NHS, but because I made the following joke in a recent story of mine: “Never say c’rona virus, that’s how I contracted it” This pandemic is the stuff … Continue reading I’ve Gone Viral, but Not the Way I’d Always Hoped
Can We Make Kindness Contagious Too?
And no, viruses do not come from Germany! Teacher: Okay Emily, make a sentence using the word ‘contagious’Emily: Yesterday our neighbour started painting his whole house with a two inch brush and my dad said it’s going to take the contagious As a frontline clinician in the middle of a pandemic, there are two lessons … Continue reading Can We Make Kindness Contagious Too?
What Running out of Psychotropic Meds Taught Me About Life
It also made me emotionally constipated. I didn't give a shit for days I’m an individual of extremes. I’m a psychiatric nurse, living with clinical depression. I’m a father of three beautiful children. But I no longer have a relationship with them. I’ve been a victim of domestic abuse, but I am a man. I co-founded an international … Continue reading What Running out of Psychotropic Meds Taught Me About Life
As a Society Are We Too Sensitive?
Due to political correctness, Dick Van Dyke is now known as Penis Truck Lesbian We live in a culture of political correctness. It is this very movement that has rightly fought for those that are unfairly marginalized. Political correctness came from the sexism, racism and overall inequality of the 1970s. But for every action, there … Continue reading As a Society Are We Too Sensitive?
Being on the Frontline of Covid-19 is Like Being Harry and Meghan
I’m also quitting my family to spend more time with my job “Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed”Hunter S. Thompson Rest assured when I say I’m not the kind of writer to use a feverishly paced, infectious sense … Continue reading Being on the Frontline of Covid-19 is Like Being Harry and Meghan
Is There Room for the Double Entendre in Modern Day Society?
It’s not as big as you think What’s rude, dirty and has been making people laugh for centuries? The double entendre. The double entendre has been slipping in and out of British culture since at least the 10th century. The first use of double entendres can be found in The Exeter Book, (circa 990 AD). … Continue reading Is There Room for the Double Entendre in Modern Day Society?
The Funny Side of Being a Vegan
How to be a vegan without selling your soul to seitan My partner is always sending me to the supermarket to mini-shop for fruit and vegetables. If cucumbers are on the list I also buy Vaseline so the cashier doesn't figure out I’m a vegan. I once told a colleague that people who sell meat … Continue reading The Funny Side of Being a Vegan
Everyone Thinks I’m a Deadbeat
I’m actually an aspiring writer! Imagine living a life where you have a a sneaky suspicion everyone thinks a large chunk of your time is spent sitting, staring into space. This is, of course, the life of an aspiring writer. How is it if you're a fledgeling start-up, trying to build a business from home, … Continue reading Everyone Thinks I’m a Deadbeat
