Warning, this story could bore you to fears As I laid in bed this morning, not knowing what to do with myself, I wondered how is it that in a universe of infinite wonder, we allow ourselves to become so … Continue reading It Bores Me When People Say They’re Bored
There’s more than one way to take off a mask Up until a couple of months ago, I was making my way through life as a part-time psych nurse, part-time writer. Odd combination I know, but trust me it works. … Continue reading Cutting Bras in Half to Make Face Masks Will Only Ever Result in You Looking Like a Right Tit
How false allegations can get you in Depp shit.
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A story of sex, drugs and sausage rolls Accordian to rumours some people doubt my ability to open a story with a music-related pun followed by the lyrics of the song ‘Uptown Funk’ all jammed into one opening paragraph. Don’t … Continue reading How Come There’s a Highway to Hell but Only a Stairway to Heaven?
I C U! Rest assured when I say I’m not the kind of writer to wave the world’s worries around willy nilly, nor am I the kind of wordsmith to waste my time with word-play, such shenanigans make no sentence … Continue reading Who’s Been Putting the Panic in Pandemic?
How false allegations can get you in Depp shit Several years ago, I was reading an article that challenged the common misconception that only women can be victims of domestic abuse. I was starting to believe that bullshit when my … Continue reading Have You Heard the Latest?
I’d like to come back as a 1970s vacuum cleaner, that way I’ll only be pushed around by women Political correctness has undeniably changed the parameters from which we collectively view the world around us. But, in our quest to … Continue reading Will There Be Political Correctness in Heaven?
Neither is TV, but that’s no excuse to stop throwing them out the window I’m not the kind of writer to make misteaks in a public forum. Such shenanigans are reserved for the likes of rock stars. These depraved degenerates, … Continue reading Sex, Drugs and Rock ’n’ Roll Isn’t What It Used to Be
Living with ‘To Rest Syndrome’ I’m not the kind of writer to throw my weights around willy nilly. Do I do gym puns? No weigh! Nor do I believe making jokes about treadmills will get me anywhere. So basically, if … Continue reading How to Be the Ultimate Slacker
Whatever you do, don’t look down, look happy They say if the mountain won’t come to Mohammed, then Mohammed must go to the mountain. But they also say, when Moses came down the mountain, he knew his followers had bad … Continue reading How to Climb the Mountain of Life
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