…I can kind of see myself doing that, but a bigger mirror would help My managers are so out of touch they think I’m really good at role-modelling good hand-sanitising habits. I’m actually plotting against them. A REBEL WITHOUT A … Continue reading My Boss Told Me I Need to Watch My Drinking
Some say I got a bad attitude, but that don’t change the way I feel about you Who’s ever been in a relationship they can’t get out of? We’ve all been there, the kind of relationship that causes you a … Continue reading I Hate Everything About You
It’s about time we talk about what happens when all these false allegations get our kids into Depp shit Now, before you accuse me of being the kind of post-modern man to write a somewhat satirically slanted critique of radical feminism … Continue reading Dear Radical Feminists, We Need to Talk…
Warning, this story could bore you to fears As I laid in bed this morning, not knowing what to do with myself, I wondered how is it that in a universe of infinite wonder, we allow ourselves to become so … Continue reading It Bores Me When People Say They’re Bored
There’s more than one way to take off a mask Up until a couple of months ago, I was making my way through life as a part-time psych nurse, part-time writer. Odd combination I know, but trust me it works. … Continue reading Cutting Bras in Half to Make Face Masks Will Only Ever Result in You Looking Like a Right Tit
How false allegations can get you in Depp shit.
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A story of sex, drugs and sausage rolls Accordian to rumours some people doubt my ability to open a story with a music-related pun followed by the lyrics of the song ‘Uptown Funk’ all jammed into one opening paragraph. Don’t … Continue reading How Come There’s a Highway to Hell but Only a Stairway to Heaven?
I C U! Rest assured when I say I’m not the kind of writer to wave the world’s worries around willy nilly, nor am I the kind of wordsmith to waste my time with word-play, such shenanigans make no sentence … Continue reading Who’s Been Putting the Panic in Pandemic?
Is this what you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? To those people that accuse me of being a long-haired dirty-footed hippy who’s never more than an arms-length away from a glass of wine, all I … Continue reading About Me — Lee Serpa Azevado
I’d like to come back as a 1970s vacuum cleaner, that way I’ll only be pushed around by women Political correctness has undeniably changed the parameters from which we collectively view the world around us. But, in our quest to … Continue reading Will There Be Political Correctness in Heaven?
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