My Boss Told Me I Need to Watch My Drinking
…I can kind of see myself doing that, but a bigger mirror would help My managers are so out of touch they think I’m really good at role-modelling good hand-sanitising habits. I’m actually plotting against them. A REBEL WITHOUT A … Continue reading My Boss Told Me I Need to Watch My Drinking
I Hate Everything About You
Some say I got a bad attitude, but that don’t change the way I feel about you Who’s ever been in a relationship they can’t get out of? We’ve all been there, the kind of relationship that causes you a … Continue reading I Hate Everything About You
Dear Radical Feminists, We Need to Talk…
It’s about time we talk about what happens when all these false allegations get our kids into Depp shit Now, before you accuse me of being the kind of post-modern man to write a somewhat satirically slanted critique of radical feminism … Continue reading Dear Radical Feminists, We Need to Talk…
My Therapist Reckons I Have a Preoccupation With Vengeance
We’ll see about that I didn’t get where I am today without spending hours on end, sitting on my arse, staring out the window. Nor did I get this far by being anything less than a passionate advocate of the … Continue reading My Therapist Reckons I Have a Preoccupation With Vengeance
It Bores Me When People Say They’re Bored
Warning, this story could bore you to fears As I laid in bed this morning, not knowing what to do with myself, I wondered how is it that in a universe of infinite wonder, we allow ourselves to become so … Continue reading It Bores Me When People Say They’re Bored
Cutting Bras in Half to Make Face Masks Will Only Ever Result in You Looking Like a Right Tit
There’s more than one way to take off a mask Up until a couple of months ago, I was making my way through life as a part-time psych nurse, part-time writer. Odd combination I know, but trust me it works. … Continue reading Cutting Bras in Half to Make Face Masks Will Only Ever Result in You Looking Like a Right Tit
How do I Maintain a Positive Mental Attitude?
How false allegations can get you in Depp shit.
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Who’s Been Putting the Panic in Pandemic?
I C U! Rest assured when I say I’m not the kind of writer to wave the world’s worries around willy nilly, nor am I the kind of wordsmith to waste my time with word-play, such shenanigans make no sentence … Continue reading Who’s Been Putting the Panic in Pandemic?
Have You Heard the Latest?
How false allegations can get you in Depp shit Several years ago, I was reading an article that challenged the common misconception that only women can be victims of domestic abuse. I was starting to believe that bullshit when my … Continue reading Have You Heard the Latest?
Will There Be Political Correctness in Heaven?
I’d like to come back as a 1970s vacuum cleaner, that way I’ll only be pushed around by women Political correctness has undeniably changed the parameters from which we collectively view the world around us. But, in our quest to … Continue reading Will There Be Political Correctness in Heaven?
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