

Sex, Drugs and Rock ’n’ Roll Isn’t What It Used to Be
Neither is TV, but that’s no excuse to stop throwing them out the window I’m not the kind of writer to make misteaks in a public forum. Such shenanigans are reserved for the likes of rock stars. These depraved degenerates, … Continue reading Sex, Drugs and Rock ’n’ Roll Isn’t What It Used to Be

How to Be the Ultimate Slacker
Living with ‘To Rest Syndrome’ I’m not the kind of writer to throw my weights around willy nilly. Do I do gym puns? No weigh! Nor do I believe making jokes about treadmills will get me anywhere. So basically, if … Continue reading How to Be the Ultimate Slacker

How to Climb the Mountain of Life
Whatever you do, don’t look down, look happy They say if the mountain won’t come to Mohammed, then Mohammed must go to the mountain. But they also say, when Moses came down the mountain, he knew his followers had bad … Continue reading How to Climb the Mountain of Life

You Can Take My Humor, but You’ll Never Take My Freedom
The dos are responsible for all the wars in the world, not the don’ts. Continue reading You Can Take My Humor, but You’ll Never Take My Freedom

What’s The Swipe?
Here’s something to swipe that smile off your face. Continue reading What’s The Swipe?

Let Us Not Fool Ourselves Into Thinking We Can Think for Ourselves
Is everyone else thinking the same, or is it just me? Trust me when I say, I’m not the kind of person to open a story by throwing the words of other writers around willy nilly. Nor am I the … Continue reading Let Us Not Fool Ourselves Into Thinking We Can Think for Ourselves

How to Make Lots of Monet on Medium
No pain, no gain. Continue reading How to Make Lots of Monet on Medium

You May Say I’m a Dreamer, But I’m Not the Only Pun
Rest assured, I’m not the kind of writer to waste my words on […] Continue reading You May Say I’m a Dreamer, But I’m Not the Only Pun

Welcome to Existentialists Anonymous
Who can tell me why we’re here? Continue reading Welcome to Existentialists Anonymous

The Top 5 Reasons to Write
What are the top 5 reasons to write creatively?
How the hell should I know? Continue reading The Top 5 Reasons to Write
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